We all have people on our s#$t list, many likely to stay there for a while. The marjority of mine are only temporary visitors, however. Most of us have a supervisor that we can get along with most of the time but have their "Midol Momenents" and really piss us off. I have some coworkers that I really like but because we have fairly intense personalities to begin with, will go through spells where we are constantly at each others throat. And then you come upon the inescapable celebrity gossip. Try as I might, I cannot avoid that drivel. It is everywhere and the more I am forced to here about the Kardashian sisters, the more they piss me off. Who are there chicks anyways, and what value have they contributed to society? After dealing with your personal list, do you not start having fantasies of wanting to just kick some of these people in the ass? Jessica Simpson- The issue of whether or not she has gained weight or not does not warrent the designation of "controversy". No one is that important. Just go away already. Paris Hilton - The only thing worse than a tramp is a rich tramp. Tom Corbett (R) Governor of Pennsylvania - If you lived here you would understand. The person on the high end sports car show who said that all Audi drivers play golf. Do not, have not, and likely never will play golf. But I do drive an Audi. Dick Cheney - the name says it all. The Kardashian sisters - Since I mentioned them, I have no idea who they are but the people at work tell me that they have a reality TV show about them. Why they deserve such an honor I do not know. The tabloids seem to talk a lot about them fighting about who has the biggest butt and who has the biggest loser boyfriend so I guess if I were single, had a big butt and dated a loser boyfriend, I would get to have a reality show too? I have a lot of patients who fit that description and they do not have TV cameras following them everywhere. It has nothing to do with looks. The pregnant chick is downright homely. I will wait until the baby is born to kick her ass. Glenn Beck - No smarter than Sarah Palin and a lot less attractive. Rupert Murdoch - The one who made Fox News what it is today and revived the little gem above after his tenure ended (thankfully) at Headline News. Then he bought the Wall Street Journal and is in the process of spreading his right wing propaganda via this medium. Mohamar Khadaffi - If not for the impossible to spell name, for those nonsensical rants he goes on where he rambles about some kind of issue that seems important to him and does little but confuse the rest of us. ...and speaking of nonsensical ramblings... Sarah Palin - Ex Governor Palin, no one knows what you are talking about anyways, so please just do us a favor and SHUT UP ALREADY!
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